Episode Twelve: How To Kill 40 People At Once

'Twas a glorious day at Rylai's IDOC Event. Jakaro was hanging out, having some drinks with old chums, relaxing, and just generally enjoying the moist swampy weather. Jakaro noticed some ugly-looking PvP guildmembers staring at him from across the swamp, sharpening their weapons and counting their reagents. When they noticed that Jakaro's nametag shone red (killed too many afk macroers, oopz), they began to advance.

"Halt!" Jakaro said. "If you kill me, I shall cast a curse on this IDOC house, and everyone shall perish!"

 

But the bastards killed me anyway.

Bastards.    He noticed one goon, Rabid Walrus, taunting him from a distance.

 Jakaro cast his death-curse upon the IDOC, damning all of the loot. Minutes later, the IDOC fell, and all of the glorious loot fell to the ground, ripe for the picking!

"KABOOM!" Somebody on the north side of the IDOC explodes in a firestorm of guts and gunpowder. "What the heck was that?" somebody asked, as they picked up another piece of loot.

"BOOM!" He exploded too, showering his neighbors in blood. All around the IDOC, people start exploding!

Jakaro smiled as he walked over the dead body of one of the individuals who had taunted him earlier. Not smiling now, are ya, Rabid Walrus?

 

Jakaro smiled as he walked off into the sunset, looting all of the dead bodies that he came across. The curse was complete, and justice was served.

Later on, A Rabid Walrus came crawling back to his corpse. Next to his body was a crate that had mysteriously exploded when he had greedily grabbed it. He opened the crate, eager to find out what was inside. 

Nothing. Absolutely nothing except leather hides, freshly skinned from a corpse.    Leather hides and..... a book.

"What's this?" Rabid Walrus asked. He looked at the cover:

His hands shaking, he opened the book and read aloud in a quivering voice:

The End.

But wait a second....... how did he do it?

First, you receive a private message:

Then, you become the owner of the house and remove any/all valuable items from the IDOC:

Then, you make 125 trapped boxes:

Then, you load each and every one of them with a book entitled "YOU GOT TRICKED!!!", fill them with leather hides to make them seem like they are actually full of heavy items, and then you drop them onto your IDOC event house.  You hide them inside crates, inside other boxes, out in the open, all over the place.

Then, you ask a GM to set up a gate to Rylai's "player event" because you conveniently forgot to tell the world that you are now the owner of the IDOC house, that you are NOT Rylai, and that there's actually no decent items at all on the IDOC house:

   

 

And the rest... well, that's history.

Thanks Rylai (our lovely former house owner) and Rosvo (our tinkerer) for allowing this episode to happen! Shoutout to GM Carl for being awesome and hopefully not being mad at me!