Upon further investigation, he realized it what it was: a blessed talisman, bound to Coco Puff. Whaaaaaaaaaat?
He opened it up, and lo and behold, this sucker had 4 maxed out relics on it:
This talisman was likely worth millions and millions of gold to Coco Puff, and hours of his time. But how did it even end up on his corpse? Jakaro had no idea. He reached out to his fellow players for assistance, and it was determined that this was most likely a bug.
Jakaro knew that this was likely invaluable to Coco Puff and could have extorted him for millions of gold, but also knew that losing an item this valuable could result in losing a player permanently from the game. He knew what he had to do. Jakaro prayed to the gods and allowed them to make their own decision.
The heavens opened up, and an illustrious figure descended from the clouds. GM Shane stopped by Jakaro's house, and exchanged the talisman for this beauty:
And thus ends the brief tale of how Jakaro looted the unlootable. Jakaro the Looter, dedicated citizen of Sosaria, signing off!