Episode Nineteen: Jakaro Becomes A Coach

Jakaro was a bit tired of looting for the day. His hands hurt from digging his fingers into the purses of so many people. He was wandering Destard aimlessly when he came across A Dragon Slaye battling valiantly against a paragon drake. A Dragon Slaye called out to him.

Of course! Jakaro always loves to help players out. In that moment, Jakaro decided to become this young man's life coach-- he will cheer this individual on and teach him valuable lessons, no matter how much doubt this man had in himself.

No? Clearly this man had some confidence issues! No worries, Jakaro would fix that for him!  

 Oh no! A wyvern joined the battle. No worries! Jakaro had full faith in his protege and knew he would pull through.

His protege was victorious! The Dragon Slaye looted a paragon chest as spoils of his victory. Jakaro knew that it was time to move on to lesson two: sometimes, life also gives you lemons. He cast a spell and slammed it straight into The Dragon Slaye's smiling face. 

Jakaro tried to explain his actions to The Dragon Slaye, that it was all for the greater good, but he just wasn't listening anymore.

Episode Eighteen: Terrorizing Tamers

Ah, just another day down in the dungeons.

Jakaro loves terrorizing tamers. It's always the most entertaining thing to do in dungeons-- sneaking around and stealing tamers' gold while they desperately attempt to chase Jakaro down.  But Jakaro is too fast for them!

Some tamers recognize this fact, and simply allow Jakaro to take their gold without a hassle:

But others think that simply because Jakaro is a wily thief, that he is powerless to defend himself!

This tamer learned the hard way not to attack Jakaro when he steals from you-- you may lose more than just your gold! Baba Dunn was killing monsters in Deceit when Jakaro relieved him of some of his gold-- he was simply trying to be nice and spare Baba Dunn from the back pain associated with carrying so much loot. However, Baba Dunn did not seem to view it the same way.

Drop the loot? Psh!

Apparently the fart pissed him off.

Tamers never know what to do when Jakaro's elemental friends join the battle.

Another day, another dollar.

Episode Seventeen: Jakaro Is A Good Guy

Ah, 'twas another beautiful day in Sosaria. Jakaro was roaming around Destard, observing the dragons in their natural habitat. It had been a long time since he had looted somebody. He had long ago decided to give up his rowdy looting ways and instead focus on the more peaceful and secluded ways of life, such as basket weaving, flower picking, and rock collecting. He was collecting this one extra sexy type of rock when all of a sudden, a ghost appeared, flying past him, all OooOoo-booey! Jakaro resurrected him like the kind, upstanding citizen of Britannia that he was.

"What happened, good sir?"

 

CKTLMLTV explained that one of the great snakes of Britain had attacked him, leaving him powerless to defend himself! He begged Jakaro to help protect him as he recovered his belongings. Being the nice gentleman Jakaro was, he of course agreed to help.

 

But wait! As Jakaro approached the body, a familiar instinct kicked in and suddenly, his hands had minds of their own! Before he realized what had happened, his hands had stuffed all of CKTLMLTV's belongings into his pockets. 

Jakaro heard a terrified scream, and turned around to a ghastly sight. The snake had returned!

Oh no! Jakaro jumped to the rescue to save his new friend!

But alas! Before he realized it, Jakaro's hand slipped again and selected the wrong rune!

The two arrived in a terrible location, deeper, much deeper within the dungeon. They were surrounded by bloodied corpses of smaller dragons. They looked as if they had been bitten into by something much larger. Jakaro gulped. He knew they were in big trouble.

CKTLMLTV quickly gathered random armor from the corpses of the fallen dragon, and prepared himself for battle.

 While CKTLMLTV was gathering armor, Jakaro heard a strange rustling noise. He looked up, and sneaking up behind CKTLMLTV was the most terrifying monster he had ever seen.

"Fuck that!" Jakaro abandoned all of his good-guy duties and ran the fuck away, leaving CKTLMLTV resigned to his unfortunate fate. The last thing he heard as he exited the dungeon was a fiery roar and a terrible, high-pitched scream.

 Jakaro sighed. "Welp," he said to himself. "Can't let good loot go to waste....."

See you around! ^^