Wednesday, May 29

Episode Five: Jakaro Is An Inspiration

Jakaro has inspired individuals to think of new and creative ways to grief others on the UO Forever Shard!


                                                               This sounds like tons of fun, so Jakaro has to see it in action.

   

Success! It actually worked much better than I had expected. Good work Maniacal!


Episode Four: Jakaro Makes More Friends!

Ah, another glorious day in Despise. Jakaro noticed two players fighting titans, so he decided to help them out by taking all of the titan's gold and carrying it for them. Apparently, this was not the way to make friends.




 After a while, the players get frustrated by Jakaro's antics.


 He tells his friend to join in as well.



After their attempt to scare me off by threatening to call a GM failed, they decided to ignore me instead. It didn't work. Eventually they gave up and left. Daw.... nobody wants to be Jakaro's friend.

 
 
 

Thursday, May 23

Episode Three: Jakaro is a Jerk

It was a typical day in Shame. Jakaro sees a relatively new-looking player, Sephiroth, fighting earth elementals and air elementals on the first and second floors. He decides to follow him and see what's up. 


When Sephiroth is backed into a corner, Jakaro decides to strike, blocking him in at the perfect time. He's not proud of this...






 Jakaro quickly scoops up his goodies.


 Sephiroth returns and he isn't very happy with Jakaro.


 Bonus: Minutes later, Jakaro sees a red roaming around, and quickly notifies Sephiroth so he can escape! Only -I- am allowed to pick on newer players! Jakaro turns and fights this new enemy!



But the red, "get me", kicks his ass after he chases Jakaro around the dungeon for 15 minutes.See what happens when you try to help people?


Monday, May 20

Episode Two: Jakaro Makes Some Savage Friends!

Back on the Atlantic shard, Jakaro was great friends with the ratmen who lived in the fort in the ice dungeon. Unfortunately, the ratmen are not so friendly to Jakaro on this shard, so he decides to visit his old savage friends with fellow looter Rodzilla!


He realizes that his friends are lonely and want some company. Unfortunately, savages are very misunderstood creatures and nobody actually wants to visit them on their own free will. Therefore, Jakaro decides to sweeten the deal a little bit to see if people will meet his new friends. UO is all about making friends, right?


The savages weren't as welcoming as Jakaro thought and began attacking people instantaneously! Harriett was able to get away from Jakaro's savage friends, but a random passerby wasn't so lucky! Sorry Pattni! Let's try again, maybe they will be nicer this time.

  

Another falls victim!


And another...
  

MappyLS escapes and begins to make fun of Jakaro's poor misunderstood savage friends.


But then his cockiness gets the best of him and he gets trapped by Rodzilla!


Counselor Autumn stops by to watch the chaos for a while.


Back to work we go.




Eventually people start warning others from going into Jakaro's gate. He just wanted people to meet his new friends!

But people don't listen.

This guy shows up. Apparently he wasn't happy about being gated earlier.

Jakaro decides to take the friendly approach for once, but Chuea rushes forward! The savages take this as an act of aggression and immediately rush to defend their friend!

Nom nom nom..... loot. 

All in all, another fantastic day of loot for Jakaro the Stealth Ninja!