Episode 24: Jakaro Saves Two Damsels in Distress

"Twas another normal day outside of the Yew gate. Jakaro had long since retired from the looting game after looting Lexington's maxed out talisman, and spent most of his days walking through the woods, enjoying the peaceful sound of nature. He was enjoying a nice lunch on a beautiful log on this sunny day when PineAppleJuice and Jamisonal of $$$ guild came tromping through his encampment, unaware that Jakaro lay hidden just behind the log next to them.

"Hey, let's get to the guildhouse!" PineApple yelled. "Sure, I can gate us," Jamisonal replied. And PineApple proceeded to break the #1 rule of UO: he dropped his runebook on the ground at Jamisonal's feet, mere inches from Jakaro's roving looter hands. So of course Jakaro scooped it up.

The mages begged Jakaro to return the book to them, but Jakaro wasn't feeling very giving at the moment, considering they traipsed through his camp and now PineAppleJuice's dragon was munching on Jakaro's sandwich. So Jakaro decided to make a deal with them.

Ah, these mages were desperate! Jakaro decided to send them on a valiant quest. If they completed three tasks for him, then the runebook was theirs!

Just how far were PineAppleJuice and Jamisonal willing to go?

Dayum! They must be used to this.

And of course, for their final quest, Jakaro made sure they always remembered who's daddy.

With their quest complete, it was now time to return their runebook. Jakaro opened his backpack, grabbed the runebook, and-- nah. Finders keepers!

Just kidding. Jakaro returned their runebook like any modern-day Robin Hood would do, and whisked back off into the night. The purple pantalooned ninja looter strikes again!