Episode Seventeen: Jakaro Is A Good Guy

Ah, 'twas another beautiful day in Sosaria. Jakaro was roaming around Destard, observing the dragons in their natural habitat. It had been a long time since he had looted somebody. He had long ago decided to give up his rowdy looting ways and instead focus on the more peaceful and secluded ways of life, such as basket weaving, flower picking, and rock collecting. He was collecting this one extra sexy type of rock when all of a sudden, a ghost appeared, flying past him, all OooOoo-booey! Jakaro resurrected him like the kind, upstanding citizen of Britannia that he was.

"What happened, good sir?"

 

CKTLMLTV explained that one of the great snakes of Britain had attacked him, leaving him powerless to defend himself! He begged Jakaro to help protect him as he recovered his belongings. Being the nice gentleman Jakaro was, he of course agreed to help.

 

But wait! As Jakaro approached the body, a familiar instinct kicked in and suddenly, his hands had minds of their own! Before he realized what had happened, his hands had stuffed all of CKTLMLTV's belongings into his pockets. 

Jakaro heard a terrified scream, and turned around to a ghastly sight. The snake had returned!

Oh no! Jakaro jumped to the rescue to save his new friend!

But alas! Before he realized it, Jakaro's hand slipped again and selected the wrong rune!

The two arrived in a terrible location, deeper, much deeper within the dungeon. They were surrounded by bloodied corpses of smaller dragons. They looked as if they had been bitten into by something much larger. Jakaro gulped. He knew they were in big trouble.

CKTLMLTV quickly gathered random armor from the corpses of the fallen dragon, and prepared himself for battle.

 While CKTLMLTV was gathering armor, Jakaro heard a strange rustling noise. He looked up, and sneaking up behind CKTLMLTV was the most terrifying monster he had ever seen.

"Fuck that!" Jakaro abandoned all of his good-guy duties and ran the fuck away, leaving CKTLMLTV resigned to his unfortunate fate. The last thing he heard as he exited the dungeon was a fiery roar and a terrible, high-pitched scream.

 Jakaro sighed. "Welp," he said to himself. "Can't let good loot go to waste....."

See you around! ^^